Tammy Talk Offers Sensitive Advice (from Women's Upstate Prison) for Sensitive Problems.

Read a few samples of Tammy's expert advice:

Dear Tammy,
Is there a difference between a mobile home and a trailer?
I invited a girl over the other night and she asked where I lived.
I told her it was the third trailer on Annex Drive. She snorted and said, “I don’t do trailers.”
I backtracked and said it wasn’t a trailer, it was a mobile home. But she just said “Yeah, right” and left.
Tammy, it was last call and she was the last one in the bar. I was bummed. Is there a difference?
Signed,
Trailer Tongue Tied

Dear TTT,
Obviously, there is a difference. Wake up to what a girl wants. (She snorted?)
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Tammy,
I just drove by the video store and saw my boyfriend’s car there again.
Now I’m not talking about Blockbuster Tammy. You know the kind of place I mean.
The last time I saw his car there he told me he just went in to use the phone.
What do you think?
Porned Girlfriend

Dear Porned,
I’ve heard it called a lot of things honey,
but never “using the phone.” Wake up.
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Tammy,
The leader of my home church says that music on the radio is the work of the devil.
Who do you think is more Satanic? Brittany Spears or Mariah Carey?
Signed,
I Wanna Go to Heaven

Dear IWGTH,
If you saw “Glitter” then you know it’s Mariah.
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Dear Tammy,
I work as a “telephone debt recovery engineer.”
I’m yelling at people all day trying to get ‘em to pay their bills.
Don’t you think I should be able to have a few beers on the job?
I think so. I’m a better talker when I’ve got a buzz on.
But my boss says no way. Does he suck or what?
Signed,
Barbara S.

Dear BS,
All bosses suck. And by the way, stop calling MY house.
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Dear Tam,
Which is your favorite? Bald Man Chia or Grizzly Bear Chia?
Just wondering,
Evie

Dear Evie,
I personally like Grizzly Chia. It looks so lifelike perched up on its hind legs
with that little raccoon baby in his mouth. Bald Man Chia just sits there and looks so lame.
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Dear Tammy,
I want to meet some nice guys. Not the kind I usually meet down at the check-cashing place.
I’m tired of those losers. I deserve the kind of guy who can ask
me out to dinner and then actually pay for it when we drive around to the window.
Thanks,
Janice

Dear Janice,
First off, I admire you wanting to better yourself and the men you go out with.
However, I gotta put a plug in for some of the guys down at the money huts
I use (Joey, I’m talking about you honey!). Maybe you’re just going to the wrong ones.
The ones without the bars on the windows usually have a better
clientele. Try those for a change and see who you meet.

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"I think she came in here once."
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"She's pretty good."
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"She's trash. Just like her momma."
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